The Southern Book Club's Guide to Slaying Vampires

Think of us what you will," she thought, "we made mistakes, and probably scarred our children for life, and we froze sandwiches, and forgot car pool, and got divorced. But when the time came, we went the distance.

You’d rather get stabbed forty-one times than ruin the curb appeal of your home?” Maryellen asked. “Yes,” Grace said.

He thinks we’re what we look like on the outside: nice Southern ladies. Let me tell you something…there’s nothing nice about Southern ladies.